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Open Question: Help me (URGENT) Can you help me?

Ok i’m at the dinner table with all my relatives cousins, children, children’s cousins etc.. And there is about sixteen dudes. I’m typing this under the table and the 3 toilets in the place are broken and I can’t go outside because my son is about to blow his birthday candles out and I need to fart really really bad and I know it is going to stink like crap because it feels huge and I haven’t farted in a week.. Please help me in about 4 minutes i’ll have to let it out. This is serious don’t laugh! and help me
don’t say ewwwy I’m not kidding HELP
i’m not in america you r-tard I’m in australia. And it’s late at night.. about 10pm and we had a long dinner. Thanks guys for the comments I did the important phone call thing and exploded outside
oh and I put it in the lizards section so you’d all laugh
oh and the important phone call thing was a fail. Everyone knew that I didn’t have to make a phone call and.. they heard me fart outside it was huge.

Tags: Australia, Birthday Candles, Cousins, Crap, Dinner Table, Dudes, Fart, Farted, Late At Night, Laugh, Lizards, Open Question, phone call, Relatives, Stink, Toilets
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Open Question: My dog growls and barks at nothing?

My dog tends to bark mostly late at night at the stairs and growls a lot.. I don’t understand why he does it, sometimes he jumps back and runs up a little kinda like hes trying to intimidate something or scare it off.. We have had history of odd things happening in our house like noise in the basement, the feeling of being watched and stuff like that only during late hours like 12am+

Could my dog be seeing things that i don’t or maybe i’m just misinterpreting things

Tags: Dog Bark, Dog Barks, Late At Night, Late Night, Lot, Odd Things, Open Question, Seeing Things, Stairs, Stuff
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Open Question: Do rabbits sleep (20 characters)?

I use to have one, and I remembered that any time I saw him he was always awake, even late at night, then my friend who had a rabbit also said hers slept, so do they really sleep?

Tags: Late At Night, Open Question, Rabbit, Rabbits, sleep
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