Published on August 16, 2010 by Technology Slice
Tila Tequila Attacked – Tequila gave a detailed account of the incident to gossip website TMZ, saying that she feared for her life. “I went onstage and immediately, before I even got on stage, DUDES were throwing HUGE STONE ROCKS in my face, beer bottles that slit my eye open, almost burnt my hair on [...]
Tags: Angry Crowd, Beer Bottles, comedian, Cuts And Bruises, Dudes, Fire Crackers, Gossip, Love, Organisers, Rap Career, Slit, Stone Rocks, Tila Tequila, Tom Green
Posted in Entertainment
Published on March 4, 2010 by Technology Slice
Jimmy D – I have a love/hate relationship with the Bravo reality show The Millionaire Matchmaker. That’s the one that follows silky-tressed L.A. matchmaker Patti Stanger and her motley crew as they set up a rotating cast of weirdo “millionaires” with an endless array of wannabe actresses and pharmaceutical sales reps with suspicious extensions. That [...]
Tags: Actresses, Bust, Citizen, Dudes, Endless Array, Few Minutes, Hosting, Love, Matchmaker, Millionaire, Millionaires, Motley Crew, Patti Stanger, Pharmaceutical Sales Reps, Relationship, Third Person
Posted in General
Published on January 9, 2010 by Technology Slice
Ok i’m at the dinner table with all my relatives cousins, children, children’s cousins etc.. And there is about sixteen dudes. I’m typing this under the table and the 3 toilets in the place are broken and I can’t go outside because my son is about to blow his birthday candles out and I need to fart really really bad and I know it is going to stink like crap because it feels huge and I haven’t farted in a week.. Please help me in about 4 minutes i’ll have to let it out. This is serious don’t laugh! and help me
don’t say ewwwy I’m not kidding HELP
i’m not in america you r-tard I’m in australia. And it’s late at night.. about 10pm and we had a long dinner. Thanks guys for the comments I did the important phone call thing and exploded outside
oh and I put it in the lizards section so you’d all laugh
oh and the important phone call thing was a fail. Everyone knew that I didn’t have to make a phone call and.. they heard me fart outside it was huge.
Tags: Australia, Birthday Candles, Cousins, Crap, Dinner Table, Dudes, Fart, Farted, Late At Night, Laugh, Lizards, Open Question, phone call, Relatives, Stink, Toilets
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