Enter The Dragon
Cross dressing cage fighter and breast escort cum Celebrity Big Brother winner Alex Reid this morning stated that he would like to capitalise on his new-found fame by starring in a remake of the Bruce Lee chop socky classic ‘Enter The Dragon.’
Reid said that he rather fancied the late Bruce Lee role as it would afford ample opportunity for him to take his top off and display his muscular spray-tanned torso for the ladies.
“I’ll even flash me cock if the director insists,” Reid said. “I mean, it’s not like I haven’t done it before.”
The original 70′s kung-fu classic depicted a martial arts tournament on an island off the coast of China, and was conceived as a vehicle for Bruce Lee’s martial arts prowess.
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